- Harvard, shut down The College for five minutes.
- Re-open with a total quota system of admittance: Only the mothers of our future enemies may go to school here. We only educate girls from Kabul.
- No? Gonna cry poor? O.K. Facilitate a thousand such women being educated, a few each, at institutions of higher learning all over the states. They will have special needs and you might have to send some underclassman over to Afghanistan to help with logistics, but you are set up for that kind of stuff.
- Give them the best education in the world. Why? Truth and light and all that.
- And who knows, maybe they will birth alums rather than bombers, or Yale-ies.
Princeton. Columbia. Make your alums proud and do the same. Or do it first.